2009 can officially kiss my ass!
Yes indeed. 2009 came in like a lion, left like a lion. It’s been a real fucking shithole of the year. No, this is not a family friendly blog
This has been a shitty year. Kids pointing guns and waving machetes at me at a job I left my home and drove 1200 kms for. My car got into an accident without me in it. (Accident #1)
Then, my boyfriend decided to dump me, while I was 1200kms away and he didn’t really tell me. Instead, he started boinking a Bosnian. And then another girl. And another. And, then back to the second one. And then, ugh, I don’t know how many others. I quit my job when the kids are allowed back in class. I come “home” and try to regroup and get myself sorted.
Then, temporary homelessness and then moving my stuff to storage. Then that stuff gets damaged. And then, my dysFUNctional family Christmas. And then Car Accident #2.
NONE of my car accidents, have ever been my fault. I am a good driver. Others? Not so good drivers.
I’m sore. I’m achy. My car is totaled. And I’ll probably get a shitty insurance settlement for less than my car is worth. I spent a lot of money on that car. $35000 in the end. And I’ll be lucky to get $10 000 for it.
So, officially? This year SUCKS.
But, the good things? I got rid of an asshole boyfriend who said I was too fat. I lost 50 pounds and I’m joining the army. I got in an accident and while I am sore as shit, neither my brother nor I have endured career-ending injuries.
God is good. But God? Seriously? Can you give me a damn break?
Thanks!








December 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Whoa! Thank goodness you’re ok! While all these crappy things happened to you in 2009, maybe you can count them as blessings and rename 2009 the “Year of Close Calls”
Take care of yourself,
Steph